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How rape trials should go?
  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

James Franco and his high school girlfriend, Jasmine.

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An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured.
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dilldoeee:

Take me on a camping date.

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attractiveblogger:

whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem to sure


now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you:

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

I want a cat dog

Anonymous asked:
what do u do if ur feeling down and u have no one to talk to, or at least it seems like no one's bothered about it

pandaaapops:

i get drunk.

Hey followers, it’s honesty hour!
Ask me absolutely anything you like and i will answer truthfully.




gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

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nickiminastyy:

canyoupizza:

59oz:

kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

WAIT JUST ONE SECOND

DUDE

OMG

Madi and Lily kissed

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

Jessica Lange & Evan Peters | American Horror Story: Asylum

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